1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,560 - There are people who want to close us and we want to stop them. 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,200 - If we think this merger's a good thing? 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,240 - I thought the point was to keep the school open? 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,680 - Last thing we need is word getting out some of our own parents don't support us. 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,920 - Have you seen your doctor yet? - He's referred me for tests at the hospital. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,720 - Leo, give it to me now, please. 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,280 You can collect it at home. 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,280 - What's up with you? It's just a game. 9 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:27,760 - You little tramp! - Listen to you, you'd go with anything! - Filthy, two-faced... - You went with her mum! 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,080 - He wouldn't, how could you say something like that? 11 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,080 - She'd say anything. - You're vile. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:32,080 - She's horrible. 13 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,000 PHONE BEEPS 14 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,560 - Shaz, catch me, go, go! 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,240 - THEY LAUGH 16 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,560 - Am I a god or what? - Er, what! 17 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,960 - You didn't reply to my text. 18 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,520 - It was four o'clock in the morning. What happened? 19 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,200 - Nothing. Everything. Follow me. 20 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,880 - You coming in? 21 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,720 - We smashed the next level! She's Argentinean, I think she's into me. 22 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,280 - You wanted to see me? 23 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,720 What? 24 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,520 - Nothing. 25 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,800 You look... 26 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,200 - Thank you. 27 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,560 - Shall we get on with it? - Yes. 28 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,120 Um, I would like Lorna to 29 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,920 accompany you to Havelock with the PTA, this morning. 30 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,880 Steph Norton will be doing everything 31 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,280 she can to turn the PTA against us. 32 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,800 - So it's our mission to bring them back united against merging the schools. 33 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,400 - The local authority has set up both the trip this morning 34 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,520 and the forum this afternoon as impartially as possible, 35 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,640 but I still would like Waterloo Road to come out on top. 36 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,040 And Steph Norton to remain a voice in the wilderness. 37 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,400 - SHE SCOFFS 38 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,560 Isn't a facilitator from Parent Sight coming here to chair 39 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,520 the forum? - She is. But I will be there too. 40 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,720 Both as head and as concerned parent. 41 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,400 - Well, better get out there, before Norton gets on her soap box. 42 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,440 - Yes. 43 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,360 - If we merge with Havelock, 44 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,280 our children will be part of a peer group that's more aspirational 45 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,320 and less likely to be distracted by a culture of loose morality. 46 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,040 - If that's all you wanted from a school, 47 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,200 you should have moved into Havelock's catchment area. 48 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,240 - Knock 'em dead, yeah? 49 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,480 - You bet! 50 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,480 You and me against the world, right? 51 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,640 - Yeah, right. 52 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,560 - Is this what you call breakfast? 53 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,960 What time did you get to bed? 54 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,040 - Ask him. Must dash. Bye! 55 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,000 - You've got to learn to take care of yourself. 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,400 You're 15, not five. 57 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,920 - Mum, leave me alone! 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,480 - Morning, everyone. Havelock is a great school. 59 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,800 But so is Waterloo Road, and we can learn from each other. 60 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,360 Which is why I'm sending our deputy head along with you. 61 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,160 - I'd rather see your teachers in our children's classrooms. 62 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,680 Mrs Fitzgerald has taught at both schools. 63 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,920 She's more than capable of coordinating the visit. 64 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,600 - Steph asked me to come. Sorry, I thought you knew. - We need to get going. 65 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,680 - Fix bayonets, we're heading into enemy territory! 66 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,160 PHONE BEEPS 67 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,120 CHILDREN CHATTER 68 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,280 - On the move again, I see. 69 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,560 - I was going to mention the constant loud music, 70 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,240 the fact you seem to always be moulting and the way in which 71 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:31,080 my cups seem to be forming little flashmobs in your bedroom. 72 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,280 But I thought it would hold things up. 73 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,920 - I'd say you nailed it. 74 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,040 You might have at least said something to me... 75 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,240 - Oh, I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous. - It's your house. 76 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,320 - So it is, yes! Thank you for reminding me. 77 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,360 I'd forgotten that somewhere underneath all those piles 78 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,280 was the place I used to live. 79 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,800 I give you one week before I send in the bulldozers. 80 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,880 - Uh, George. Mr Fitzgerald was asking 81 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,000 if you'd be able to cover Lorna's science class this morning? 82 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,200 - Right, so the workers picking up the slack for the management's 83 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,000 little jaunt? 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,360 - Why do you always have to be so negative? 85 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,560 - Why is the grass green? 86 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,560 - Is it me or is she on wheels? 87 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,200 - Audrey, um, he wants you to cover first period. 88 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,560 And Marco, if you could cover period three? 89 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,400 Oh, and this is for you. Special delivery. 90 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,120 Ain't you going to open it? 91 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,760 Oh! Watch where you're going! - Sorry. 92 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,040 - No. Don't worry. It's my fault. 93 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,640 - Here... - Oi! It's private. 94 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,440 - What is it, Sonya? Sonya, what's up? 95 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,320 - Please. I don't want anybody to know. 96 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,280 - It's OK. Talk to me. 97 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,400 - You know them tests I went for? 98 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,640 Well... 99 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,600 ..they was for cancer. 100 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,160 I've got to go this afternoon and get the results. 101 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,360 - OK, I didn't know. 102 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,240 Look. You don't know anything yet. 103 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,800 Try to stay positive, OK? 104 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,160 - Thanks, Guy. 105 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,640 (Please...don't tell anyone.) - No. 106 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:29,640 - I thought your dad took your laptop away and banned you. - I stole it back. I've got a war to win. 107 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,800 - Yeah, so now I've got to get her a prescription. 108 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,760 After everything I've done for her, she... 109 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,800 - She sleeps with your boyfriend. 110 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,560 - Ex-boyfriend. She's not even sorry. 111 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,080 Every time we argue, she just throws it back in my face. 112 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,880 What you looking at? Have I got three noses or something? 113 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,920 - You'll go blind if you watch too much of that stuff. 114 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,720 - Oh, no, no, it's nothing like that. We're playing World Quest. 115 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,320 I'm a Shadow Warrior. 116 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,440 My brother's seen us. Let's go. 117 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,040 - What's with Bonnie? 118 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,200 - I dunno. Maybe she thinks there's something going on between us. 119 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,760 - Yeah, but there's not. 120 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,640 - No. Course not. 121 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,960 TEXT ALERT 122 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:13,160 Pshew! 123 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,080 SHE GASPS 124 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,600 - Darren Hughes, you are absolute filth, sending me texts like that in the morning. 125 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,280 - THEY LAUGH 126 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,400 - You must be Mr Bond, it's a pleasure to meet you. 127 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,200 I'm Lorna Hutchinson. 128 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,080 - Hello... We've met, haven't we? 129 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,920 - No, I don't think so. 130 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,360 - Yes, I'm sure we have. Hutchinson? Um... 131 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,960 W-w-where did you train? 132 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,200 - Excuse me. 133 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,320 - Hi, Olga. Gosh! 134 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,520 Is this a fact-finding trip or an invasion? 135 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,120 - I'll let you be the judge of that. This is Steph. 136 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:11,400 - Hi, Colin. Steph Norton. We met when I came with Carrie. 137 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,400 I can't look at the place without thinking what might have been. 138 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,280 - Right, yes. Well, you never know what the future might hold now. 139 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,160 - OK. Let's show them where they can shove their merger. 140 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,240 - Hassan, this is Colin Bond. 141 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,840 - A great, great honour, sir. 142 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,120 - Shall we get started, folks? 143 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,480 - Ah! - Sorry I'm late, sir. 144 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,880 - No, no, no, no, um...the floor is all yours... 145 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,280 to present your homework to the class. 146 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,080 - Right...um... 147 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:46,480 Um, Paul Verlaine etait ne le... 148 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,960 - Paul Verlaine was last week. 149 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,720 And your work certainly doesn't bear repeating. 150 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,560 So, this week was Baudelaire? 151 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,920 - I thought last week was this week. - GIGGLING 152 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,080 I'm trying to save you from a detention here, Leo, 153 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,080 not unravel the mysteries of time. 154 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,480 - I've not done it, sir. 155 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,720 - I've not done it. That's it, is it? 156 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,440 No "aliens stole my textbook"? 157 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,800 Or "my mother put it in the spin dryer"? 158 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,520 Or "it's been optioned for a Hollywood blockbuster"? 159 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,920 Just, "I haven't done it." 160 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,800 - Yeah. Sorry, sir. 161 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,760 - Well, I'm sorry, Leo. And I'm sorry about your shambolic timekeeping 162 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,200 and the fact that your work of late seems to have fallen off a cliff. 163 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,000 And you're frittering away a genuine linguistic talent. 164 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,720 You can do it later in detention. 165 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,200 - Sir, I can't, I've got stuff to do with Abdul. 166 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,760 I promise I'll finish it by the end of the day. 167 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,720 - You most certainly will. 168 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:46,080 So, has anyone written about the correct poet? Lucy? 169 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,400 - Miss, can I go to the loo? 170 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,720 - Uh, yes. Don't be long, Kenzie. 171 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,680 PHONE BEEPS 172 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,320 - If she can't read or write, then how can she send texts and use a tablet? 173 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,840 - Er... voice recognition, obviously! 174 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,800 - Well, there seems a wonderful range of extra-curricular activities here. 175 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,200 - We offer a rounded education. 176 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,480 - I saw her five minutes ago. 177 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,680 You're getting them to walk round in circles to impress us, aren't you? 178 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,880 - Hassan's sense of humour is something of an acquired taste. 179 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,600 - Carrie would so love this, Colin. - Any child would. 180 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,120 - Still, it isn't a holiday camp. 181 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:19,200 Any chance we could see the educational facilities? 182 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,560 - This way. 183 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,200 - BELL RINGS 184 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,800 - Someone's nicked my phone. 185 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,120 - She's got it! - Hey! 186 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,520 - Hey! What's going on there? Now, come on. 187 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,960 On to your next class, please. Come on, quickly. 188 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,760 Has anybody seen a book? 189 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,960 GEORGE CLEARS HIS THROAT 190 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,560 - Anything we can do to help, Miss McFall? 191 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:46,560 Right, well, it must be thrilling for you all 192 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,280 that you all have an extra lesson with me now, 193 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,120 even if it is just a free period. 194 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,800 - Sir, have you got a spare copy of the Baudelaire? 195 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,560 - I'm sure I can get you one 196 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,640 if I think you can all behave yourselves. 197 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,000 Hmmmm. 198 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,000 - Abdul, check this out. 199 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,760 It was lying on the desk. 200 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,920 - Hello. Are you OK? 201 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,440 - I don't know where our science class is this afternoon. 202 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,560 - Well, that's why we have an interactive timetable, er...? 203 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,440 - Susie, sir. - Susie. 204 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,800 - And I have looked. It's saying, "classroom unavailable". - What? 205 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,280 - If I were you, Susie, I'd go and ask for help at the school office, 206 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,000 I'm sure they'll sort you out. 207 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,720 - Yes, of course it's me. 208 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,560 You promised me it would be ready by lunchtime. 209 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,680 I've got 20 kids with exams coming up 210 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,760 and a science block that isn't fit for purpose. 211 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,640 - Our entire school's not fit for purpose compared to this. 212 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,400 - Sorry. I'm going to have to leave you. 213 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,440 Our new sprinkler system malfunctioned 214 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,200 and flooded the science block at the weekend. 215 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,680 They want to cancel another class. 216 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,320 - Why don't you come back with us? 217 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,280 We've got a great lab facility. 218 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,120 - What about your pupils? - Well, what are you teaching? 219 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,400 - Fusion. 220 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 - Great. We can run a joint class. 221 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,360 - Well, I'd need more time to prepare. 222 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,200 - We're talking a science class, not the Olympic Opening Ceremony. 223 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:42,440 - Yes, well, our pupils' educational needs are paramount. So I accept. 224 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,120 - Don't you guys need to get back? 225 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,280 - Yes. We've got classes after break. So... 226 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,680 - Well, we parents have got three hours until the forum. 227 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,200 I feel like we've just scratched the surface here. 228 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,040 - Yes. Who'd like to see some more of the school? 229 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,160 Then you could get a lift with my class to Waterloo Road 230 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,200 in one of our air conditioned coaches. 231 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,000 - That sounds great. - Aye, sound. 232 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,240 - (Traitors...) - You'd better stay on, too. Stick up for us. 233 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,600 Enjoy your visit. 234 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,720 - "She came out the shower, dripping and screamed. 235 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,400 "Rodrigo stood with a towel. 236 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,640 "'Sorry to intrude, senora. I forgot my conjugation manual. 237 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,400 "'Tell me, have you ever had a man make love to you properly?'" 238 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,240 - I didn't know you cared, Abdul. 239 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,840 On with your work, please. 240 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,720 It's Spanish, Leo. 241 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:38,800 Roughly translates as, "You have devilish wind, Beastslayer." 242 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,400 Unlike this... 243 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,720 which translates as, 244 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,320 "Sorry, got to go. Just had my computer confiscated, 245 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,920 "which I now have to pick up from the headmaster's office 246 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,760 "at the end of school." - Sir, you can't! 247 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,080 My dad'll kill me. How am I supposed to do my homework? 248 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,360 - The same way as Baudelaire did. 249 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,680 Pen and paper. 250 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:10,040 - Sonya! Sonya! Has a book had been handed in at all? 251 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,640 - What book? 252 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,280 - You'll know it when you see it. 253 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,400 - I ain't in the mood for games, Audrey. 254 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,160 - What?! 255 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,040 - It's a chance to show off. We've got something they haven't. 256 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,360 A great science facility. 257 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,760 - We've also got the user forum. Where are the parents? 258 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,400 - They're coming after lunch with the science class. 259 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,600 - You left our PTA at Havelock? 260 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,600 - Steph Norton got the jump on us. 261 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,080 - Didn't you two used to be teachers? 262 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,280 OK, I'll try an easier one. Does this look familiar? 263 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,320 Leo was playing computer games on it in class. 264 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,760 - I see. Well, thank you. 265 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,120 - We should get to work. 266 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,960 - Yeah, this has to run like clockwork. 267 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,280 - Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, 268 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,120 but Leo is something of a Waterloo Road rarity. 269 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,520 A child with potential. 270 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,600 The problem is, he's not realising it. - I'll speak to him. 271 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,080 - Well, make sure that... - George! I said I will deal with it! 272 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,400 - See this? I've decided to do my project on genetics. 273 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,000 Since my dad never really talks about my mum, 274 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,520 this is a good way of, you know, actually finding... What are you doing? 275 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,000 - Since when did you become a swot? 276 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,560 Look I've only got battle credit for six hours to get past 277 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,000 the dragon guarding level 87. 278 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,600 If I don't go now, I'm going to get left behind. 279 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,960 What use would you be in Demon Territory anyway? 280 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,360 Good job I've got Electrovita to battle with me. 281 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,320 - So I'll capture pollination through to flowering 282 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,320 by setting the camera to film at regular intervals. 283 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,200 - Fantastic, Carrie. Can't wait to see the results. 284 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,160 Who's next? 285 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,560 OK, Abdul. 286 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,240 - My project is on genetics. 287 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,480 A sort of, "Who Do You Think You Are, Abdul?" 288 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,880 Er, it's a way to get back to my roots. 289 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,120 If my mum was here, I'd ask her. 290 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,720 But she isn't, not physically. 291 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,360 She is here as a part of me. 292 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,920 - CLASS: - Awww... 293 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:39,920 - So... 294 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,240 - WORLD QUEST MUSIC 295 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,680 - Oh, you stupid idiot! 296 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,160 Give it back to me! 297 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,680 - I just want to use... 298 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,040 - Stop that! 299 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,480 - Leo! Give it to me! Leo! - Just let me have it! - Stop that now! 300 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:56,040 - Let go of the laptop! Give me the laptop! - Let go! 301 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,640 - Now, listen to this next section, because the rhythm and repetition 302 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,280 sounds like hoof beats. 303 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,080 "Cannon to right of them, cannon to left of them, 304 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,360 "cannon in front of them, volleyed and thundered." 305 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,720 Try it. 306 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,880 ALL: - Cannon to right of them, cannon to left of them... 307 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,040 - All right, keep going! 308 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,760 The Light Brigade wouldn't stop for Miss Hutchinson! 309 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,600 - I was going to get Marco to take the science class with Havelock... 310 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,880 - Good idea, he can give them a few real world insights. 311 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,680 - But there's been a fight in his class. He seems out of his depth. 312 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,120 - What happened? Tell me you can take the class instead. 313 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,920 - That's not why I'm here. Leo started the fight. 314 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,360 A computer got smashed. 315 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,520 - How could...? All right, I will talk to him. 316 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,280 In the meantime, treat him like any another student. 317 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,160 If he has misbehaved, he must be punished. 318 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,320 I will pay for any damage. 319 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,480 - I am treating him like any other pupil but if he was, 320 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,320 I'd be getting his parents in and asking if everything is all right. 321 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,560 - I hear you. I will talk to him as soon as I can. 322 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,840 In the meantime, 323 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,360 tell me that you can take the science class this afternoon? - Yeah. 324 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,840 - Good. Except for you, sit down. 325 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,360 BOYS MUTTER AND SNIGGER 326 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:10,200 - I wasn't aware Jude the Obscure was so laugh-out-loud funny. 327 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,440 Give! 328 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,800 Nanette de Vallois. Is she on the syllabus? No. 329 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,680 So let's get back to Thomas Hardy, shall we? 330 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,600 - Was that his porn star name, miss? - STUDENTS LAUGH 331 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,480 BELL RINGS 332 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,320 - Anyone want to claim this? - No, you enjoy it, miss. 333 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,040 - Off you go! 334 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,200 - OK. That's time. 335 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,640 So what did you do to Mr D'Olivera then? 336 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,680 You forgot your pad. 337 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,480 Hey, the Zombie Lord. 338 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,520 - You play World Quest? - Yeah, I used to play when I was at uni. 339 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,640 To the point where I had to choose between my degree 340 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,200 or the game, actually. It was a close run thing. 341 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,680 - Just got to level 87, Demon Territory. 342 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,000 - No way! I never got that far. 343 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,280 - It's amazing. I could show you on your tablet. 344 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,720 It won't work on my phone. 345 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,600 This will blow your mind. 346 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,080 - Mr Fitzgerald! 347 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,200 Er, Leo was just telling me about World Quest. It's a game... 348 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,800 - I know what it is. 349 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,000 Did you ask Mr D'Olivera why Leo is here? 350 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,960 - No. 351 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,440 Yes. 352 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,280 I'm not really sure. 353 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,280 But Leo seemed troubled, so... 354 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,680 - He's supposed to seem troubled. 355 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,360 He's in detention... 356 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,200 for playing computer games. 357 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,320 What's got into you? 358 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,600 - There you are. Everyone's waiting for His Master's Voice. 359 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,080 - You're not getting your computer back. - What? 360 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,240 - And you're grounded and we're going to talk later! 361 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,840 Now go and get some lunch. Stay out of trouble. 362 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,480 - My tablet, Leo. 363 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,520 - FEEDBACK OVER PA SYSTEM 364 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,800 Your attention, please, everybody. 365 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,680 'Today, while their science lab is out of action,' 366 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,960 pupils from Havelock High will be here to attend classes. 367 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,080 STUDENTS: - Boo! 368 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,600 - We will also have the PTA here for a meeting. 369 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,240 - We will also hosting a wedding, two bar mitzvahs 370 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,520 and a Scots Guards regimental dinner. 371 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,920 - 'I expect you to extend the hand of friendship 372 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,280 'and offer a great big Waterloo Road welcome to all of them.' 373 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,360 - It's like they're asking turkeys to help hang out stockings for Santa. 374 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,720 - So we can count on your support, then, George? 375 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,480 - I'm sure they'll find a cupboard for me to hide in somewhere. 376 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,240 Is this yours? 377 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,280 - Oh, I'm not that desperate. 378 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,440 Yet. 379 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,200 I confiscated it from my S6s. 380 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,880 I'd like you to give a talk, a brief talk, to the Havelock pupils today. 381 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,280 - About what? 382 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,920 - Cycling. The Dale story so far... 383 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,440 - Look, talking's really not my thing. 384 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,080 - You need to make it your thing. 385 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,880 All the stage win interviews on the Tour de France. 386 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,240 - Exactly! 387 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,640 - Oops, naked again. 388 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,240 Not exactly A Hundred Years of Solitude, is it? 389 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,480 - You didn't tell me why Leo Fitzgerald was in detention. 390 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,800 - You didn't ask. 391 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,680 - We're going to have to rethink our plan for this afternoon. 392 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,080 Havelock need to see us at our very best, and look, after earlier, 393 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,160 I don't feel confident you can cope on your own. 394 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,520 - That was hardly my fault. 395 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,320 Look, I've prepared a lesson plan and I think you'll be impressed. 396 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,360 Let me take it. I'll make sure we both come out... 397 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,880 - Have you reflected on how you handled your class earlier? 398 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,240 - There's no need. 399 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,120 I did nothing wrong. It was the pupils' fault. - I'm sorry, Marco. 400 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,760 You can't blame the pupils for your own shortcomings. 401 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360 I'm going to take the class. 402 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,320 I'd like you to be there, but you'll be assisting me. 403 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,840 - TEXT ALERT 404 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,520 Oi! 405 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,120 - Why won't you let me see? 406 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,520 - Cos it's none of your business. 407 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,680 Why are you being so off with everyone, Bonnie? 408 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,760 - If you've got a problem, say it to my face! 409 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,240 - What face you talking about? 410 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,240 Your old one or your new one? 411 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,000 - Is there a problem, Bonnie? 412 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,240 - No problem, miss. 413 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,000 - Leo! Where are you going? 414 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,480 - I'm not going to class! 415 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,360 I need a break. 416 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,960 I need to go home. 417 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,600 - You look absolutely terrible. 418 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,960 What's the matter? Come with me. 419 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,320 - Heads! 420 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,480 - It's so, so funny! Pure filth. Proper filth. 421 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,000 It was absolutely hilarious. Ryan, you know the book... 422 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,440 - See? She's looking at me like I'm a serial killer. 423 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,840 - Yeah, well, you must have done something. 424 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,080 - She might have seen them texts on my phone. 425 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,840 - What?! 426 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,440 I'll get her with a head shot, me. 427 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,360 - Nah, don't. You'll make things worse. 428 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,600 - Absolutely wild, right? 429 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,880 So it gets to this point, there's this one really, really dirty bit 430 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,240 and she's soaking wet and she's ripping off her clothes 431 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,720 in this church, right, and she's like... 432 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,040 Sorry, miss, didn't hear those tiny feet of yours. 433 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,720 - Would you be referring to a novel entitled The English Tutor, 434 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,880 by any chance? - Yeah. 435 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,920 Mrs Mulgrew confiscated it. - Did she? 436 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,920 - I mean, I've had a dip... 437 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,680 - STUDENTS LAUGH 438 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,280 - ..in the book, the book! 439 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,680 - Yeah, I have, miss. - Me, too! 440 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,760 - Me, as well! - And me. 441 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,120 - Well, I hope you all enjoyed it. 442 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,960 - Nah, I prefer pictures. 443 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,920 - So, have you read it then, miss? 444 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,600 - I have a passing acquaintance with its content, Rhiannon, yes. 445 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,800 - Yes, well, Mrs Mulgrew wasn't too impressed by it. 446 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,200 - Really? 447 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,960 Well, there is a great deal of snobbery 448 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,000 where literature is concerned. 449 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,960 This work belongs to a genre 450 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,960 which is written primarily to give pleasure. 451 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,720 Unlike Mrs Mulgrew, I am perfectly prepared to discuss its merits. 452 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,400 - What are you doing? Get up! - He's not well. 453 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,080 - He hasn't slept! He's been playing that stupid game again. 454 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,240 - It's not stupid! - You gave him his laptop back? 455 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,600 - No, he stole it back. 456 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,200 - Why can't you find something to do in the real world? 457 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,800 - Because that world is better than this world! 458 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,440 Anyway, what about all those terrible soap operas you watch? 459 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,680 - They're real...ish. - All that cricket you watch. 460 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,200 - That's to relax. 461 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,080 - Look, it's not that we don't want you to enjoy yourself. 462 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,480 Is it, Vaughan? - No. 463 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,480 But if you do want to live on Planet Zog, you do it in your own time. 464 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,600 After your grounding from us. 465 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,560 - Why don't we get him out in the fresh air? 466 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,080 - Leo is allergic to fresh air. 467 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,080 - You could take him fishing or something. 468 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,480 - BOTH: - Fishing!? 469 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,760 - Look, Havelock are going to be here in a minute. 470 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,600 - Dad, I really don't feel great. 471 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,640 - It's fine, leave him with me. 472 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,720 Come on, let's see how you feel when you've had some sleep. 473 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,480 - Good afternoon. 474 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,240 Hello. 475 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,520 Hi, hello. 476 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,680 Colin, good to see you again. 477 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,080 How's Kevin getting on? 478 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,600 - Oh, he's a real star, isn't he? 479 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,360 And we're not the only ones who think so. 480 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,480 He's on his industry placement this week 481 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,640 and I got a glowing report in this morning. - I'm glad to hear it. 482 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,760 Good afternoon, everyone, welcome to Waterloo Road. 483 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,520 We have an interesting afternoon lined up for you. 484 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,600 - Mr Fitzgerald? Miriam Hurlock, from Parent Sight. 485 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,320 I'm really looking forward to hearing 486 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,120 what your parents have to say. - Me, too. 487 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,320 - OK, Havelock pupils, follow me. 488 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,320 - No place like home, Mr Fitzgerald. 489 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,640 - Havelock was wonderful. 490 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,320 - MUMBLES CHILDISHLY: (Havelock was wonderful.) 491 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,120 - Could someone take this? It's for the science class. 492 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,840 - Uh, Leo? Where are you going? 493 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,280 - I'm not feeling well. 494 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,600 - Well, you can't just walk out of school. 495 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,720 Have you told your form tutor? 496 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,040 Right! Take this to Miss Hutchinson, please. 497 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,480 - I was hoping to see my former colleague, Miss McFall. 498 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,600 - I doubt we'll have time. 499 00:28:59,600 --> 00:28:59,600 - LOUD THUMP 500 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,600 - Careful! 501 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,720 There's a computer in there. 502 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,400 - You see, what enslaves our protagonist, Morag, 503 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,800 is her oppressive upbringing. 504 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,240 Without fantasies, her world would be a poorer place. 505 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:24,120 Throughout history, erotic writing has had a place in human society. 506 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,840 We are all sexual beings, are we not? 507 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,600 - Yeah. - Well, I am, miss. 508 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,920 - Welcome to the sexual realm, 509 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,120 where fantasies about submission and domination 510 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,720 can add a whole new dimension to people's understanding 511 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,040 of sexual love. 512 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,920 CHRISTINE CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY 513 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,880 BELL RINGS 514 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,160 You saw our texts, didn't you? - Of course I saw them! 515 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,000 - I don't know what you're so upset about. 516 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,320 Me and Darren were only having a laugh. - A laugh?! 517 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,640 They're disgusting, they scared the hell out of me! 518 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,760 - I'm sure you've heard of stuff like that before. 519 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,080 With all the boys you've been sleeping with. 520 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,400 - Colin...I... 521 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:22,520 - We like to encourage our pupils to explore their sexuality, 522 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,760 don't we, Mr Fitzgerald? 523 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,640 - We spend most of our time at Havelock trying to do the opposite. 524 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,000 - Pleased to hear it. 525 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,160 - Our aim is to equip our pupils with information 526 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,160 which will help them make sensible relationship choices. 527 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,560 Shall we begin our meeting now? 528 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,160 - Have you finally taken leave of your senses, Audrey? 529 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,320 - PUPILS CHANT: - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 530 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,200 - Bonnie, what you doing? Get off me! 531 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,880 Bonnie, stop it! - Rhiannon! 532 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,760 - PUPILS CHANT: - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 533 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,480 - OK! That's enough. 534 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,640 - She attacked me, miss! 535 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,960 - She's been sending me horrible texts. 536 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,920 - Pastoral Care. The pair of you. 537 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,120 - And I thought sex was all they ever thought about in this school. 538 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,040 Now, I see there's violence too. 539 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,520 - Where have you been? 540 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,760 I'm so sorry about this. We're waiting for you in the lab. 541 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,920 - Wow! This place is so cool. 542 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,360 - CHUCKLING 543 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,640 - Isn't it just? Right, Havelock, follow me. 544 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,920 - Why are you in here, Leo? 545 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,600 - Uh, my bag, please. 546 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,800 - I need to get to the bottom of this. 547 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,840 - Well, I've prepared a class. Do you want me to get started? 548 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,640 - Thank you, I'll be there as soon as I can. 549 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,760 Mr D'Olivera will be there to assist. 550 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,520 Now what was the meaning of that? 551 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,320 - She's been sending me texts. 552 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,480 It started off with sick insults and stuff 553 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,440 but now it's photos and private stuff. 554 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,240 - No, I haven't. She's got it wrong. 555 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,800 - She admitted it. - Can I have a look, please? 556 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,240 I hope for your sake you didn't send these, Rhiannon. 557 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,160 - Of course I didn't. We're friends. 558 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,760 At least I thought we were... 559 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,680 Look, I didn't show her them because they're private 560 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,520 between and me and Darren. 561 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,680 He can be a bit filthy. 562 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,680 - These texts aren't going to win any awards. But they're private. 563 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,320 They're between Rhiannon and Darren. 564 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,800 They've got nothing to do with you, Bonnie. 565 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,760 - I'm sorry. 566 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,760 - Be careful before you go accusing people! 567 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,840 - Rhiannon, can you go to your next class now, please? 568 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,600 What made you so sure Rhiannon was sending these texts? 569 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,360 - It's no big deal. 570 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,040 - We have a policy on bullying. 571 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,760 Look, do you mind if I copy these? 572 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,600 And I'll speak to your mobile provider. 573 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,240 - No, don't do that. 574 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,960 - Whoever sent these texts deserves to be found out and punished. 575 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,480 We can't just sweep it under the carpet. 576 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,800 Listen, Bonnie, 577 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,720 telling me is the hardest part. 578 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,160 You're not on your own with this. 579 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,080 - I know you think you're doing the right thing 580 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,280 but you're just going to make it worse. 581 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,480 So, uh, welcome, everybody, and can I introduce Miriam Hurlock? 582 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,360 - Thank you, Mr Fitzgerald. 583 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,280 I'm from Parent Sight. 584 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,800 In any education merger consultation, 585 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:46,040 the council call on us to represent the views of the users. 586 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,280 So this is a unique opportunity for you, the parents, 587 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,920 to have your say about the future of your school. 588 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,360 Perhaps we could start with making a list 589 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,240 of the pros and cons of the proposed merger? 590 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,600 - Quieten down! Will you please just keep quiet? 591 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,600 - I'm Marco D'Olivera. - The trainee? 592 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,840 - Actually, I'm a fully qualified probationer. 593 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,280 - Well, in that case, you'll have no trouble powering that up. 594 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,880 Now, today, we're going to have a look at fusion. 595 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,920 How two chemicals come together and produce something more, 596 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,280 something different... 597 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,360 - VOICE FROM COMPUTER: - 'To resume your quest, Shadow Warrior, select A.' 598 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,360 - PUPILS LAUGH 599 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,000 - Turn it off, man. 600 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,240 How on earth has this happened? 601 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,600 I can't access my lesson plan. 602 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,760 This computer has been tampered with! 603 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,520 - If it helps, I've prepared a class. 604 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,880 - All right. 605 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,920 - OK, everybody. 606 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,080 We're going to do a really fun experiment 607 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,480 but first, let's mix it up between the schools. 608 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,480 Come along now. 609 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,200 Hurry up. 610 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,440 - I'm Susie. - I'm Carrie. 611 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,240 - I don't want you to touch anything until you've got your glasses on 612 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,560 and I've given the safety talk. 613 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,920 - Is it always this random here? 614 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,760 - Havelock offers its pupils every opportunity. 615 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,320 - Yes, but it seems that some parents are concerned 616 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,280 that their children might slip through the net at Havelock. 617 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,400 - Well, the schools serve two very different communities 618 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,240 and so require two very different outlooks. 619 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:36,520 - Um, the kids from school house don't have parents to speak for them 620 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,240 so I'm here to do that. 621 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,040 - Where did you get that? 622 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,360 - We found it in Windsor's bin. 623 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,480 - Bing bong! 624 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,520 - They take up time and effort, 625 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,840 and, yes, precious cash, 626 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,640 but it's so worth it. 627 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,360 You know, when you see them achieve... 628 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,040 God knows where they'd be without this school! 629 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,040 - Hear, hear! 630 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,640 - Um, speaking as a parent, 631 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,920 I think that the mix of pupils here brings a buzz 632 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,920 and an energy to the place. 633 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,920 Students leave this school 634 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,360 feeling that nothing is out of bounds to them. 635 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,200 - FEEDBACK OVER PA 636 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,320 - This book was recommended to us by our history teacher, Miss McFall. 637 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,640 - Rodrigo was sweating 638 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,160 over the standpipe. A jet of water 639 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,960 squirted up and across her front. 640 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,360 - PUPILS LAUGH 641 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,000 - "Oh, it is you, my English tutor," he exclaimed... 642 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,040 - No! 643 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,320 - Morag tore off her 644 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,040 wet clothes and threw herself down naked in front of the fire. 645 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,760 - I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. 646 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,960 - Seconds later, a cough 647 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,120 and Rodrigo stood framed, au naturel, in the doorway. 648 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,280 "I am but a humble plumber. 649 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,160 "My only skill is to be - how you say..." 650 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,800 - Just an English lesson. 651 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,840 - See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 652 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,880 - "So you're good with your hands, Mr Sanchez? 653 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,800 "That's an increasingly scarce talent in my country," 654 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,600 came a voice which Morag barely recognised as her own. 655 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,240 "Tonight, with your permission, senora, 656 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,440 "I will tutor you and our subject will be the language of love." 657 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,440 - Why don't we all have a nice cup of tea and cake? - Yes. 658 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,240 - "Take me, take me, por favor!" 659 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,640 He circled her like an angry bull. 660 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,960 His hand stretched down and touched her. She cried... 661 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,560 - Stop! Stop! Stop! For heaven's sake, stop! 662 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,480 SHE PANTS 663 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:38,760 We will not tolerate this sort of behaviour. Will we, Mrs Mulgrew? 664 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,200 - You two, return to class, 665 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,360 and then you will be in detention for weeks! 666 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,960 - FEEDBACK 667 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,320 I would like my book back, please. 668 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,280 - No. 669 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,920 I'm confiscating it. 670 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,400 - Eh, have you seen Dale? 671 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,560 Mrs Mulgrew's looking for him for his big talk. 672 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,120 - No. 673 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,280 HE SIGHS 674 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,600 PUPILS: Whoo! Wahey! 675 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,880 - Thank you, everyone. 676 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,440 - The talking book, I assume? 677 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,800 Not sure they deserve to be in class. 678 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,880 - Let's just concentrate on science, shall we? 679 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,840 - Well, I've let Mr D'Olivera take the class. He's doing a fine job. 680 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,840 - Thank you, Mr Bond. Unless you'd like to take over, Miss Hutchinson? 681 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,760 - No, I need to go and talk to the head, 682 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,040 so keep up the good work. - We'll be fine. 683 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,080 Here. You, put these goggles on. 684 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560 Shaznay with me. Sit over there, 685 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,600 and Lisa, there's a spare place there. 686 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,520 Carrie will bring you up to speed. 687 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,280 - Lisa, this is Susie. We're doing the reactivity of metals to heat. 688 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,760 - What you talking to her for? She's the enemy. 689 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,960 - Don't be silly, Lisa. She's nice. 690 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,480 - We'll show you how it's done. 691 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,840 - No... 692 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,640 I'll show you how it's done. 693 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,280 EXPLOSION SCREAMING 694 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,280 - Get me some water, Mr D'Olivera. 695 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,920 All right, all right, let me see. 696 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,920 - There's a kind of glue that binds the pupils together here. 697 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,400 You won't find that in another school. 698 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,920 - Are you all aware of this camaraderie? 699 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,600 - What is it, Abdul? 700 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,320 - Can you come to the science lab, sir? Carrie's had an accident. 701 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,640 - Oh, my God! 702 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,320 Are you OK? 703 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,680 - I'm fine, Mum. Honest. 704 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,520 It was just the shock. 705 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,560 - The girl responsible wasn't even in the room for the safety talk. 706 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,400 I made it clear that, in my opinion, 707 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,600 she should never have been allowed in the lab. 708 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,360 But I was spun a line about how troublemakers need to be 709 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,160 given second chances. 710 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,800 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to report this. 711 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,680 Our parents are very litigious. 712 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,240 - Hmm. As the senior teacher, 713 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,240 weren't you supposed to be supervising? 714 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,680 We'll get Carrie checked, but she seems OK, 715 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,440 and of course, we will conduct a thorough investigation, 716 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,080 but for now, I thought 717 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,840 your pupils might like to meet one of our sporting heroes. 718 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,880 It'd be a good insight for the user forum. 719 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,160 - Great, thanks. 720 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,160 - SIREN WAILS 721 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,600 - Ms Donnegan? 722 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,320 Have a seat. 723 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,520 So, I'm afraid there are a few issues we need to discuss, 724 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,120 Ms Donnegan. 725 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,040 - Oh, really? 726 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,680 - There are some abnormalities with your liver, 727 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,160 which aren't dangerous yet 728 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,840 but they could lead to diabetes in later life. 729 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,120 - Right. 730 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,960 - But, the good news is that the lump is benign. 731 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,520 Nothing to worry about. 732 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,960 - Oh, thank you, Doctor. Thank you so much. 733 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,680 This is our library... 734 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,520 Um, let's see if we can find Dale. 735 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,200 - Yeah, diet's important. 736 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,320 Um, what you eat... 737 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,920 ..um, and drink. 738 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,160 And, um... 739 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,040 sleep, sleep's important too. 740 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,000 You've got to just make a plan and stick to it. 741 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,840 - Any more questions? 742 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,320 - The night before a big race, are you allowed to...? 743 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:55,320 - PUPILS CLAMOUR 744 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,040 Thank you. 745 00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,720 A round of applause for Dale. 746 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,640 THEY APPLAUD 747 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,720 Let's hope that this time next week, we will have a champion in our ranks. 748 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,080 - Thank you, Dale, and thank you all for coming. 749 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,440 So, if the parents would like to stay behind, 750 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,080 perhaps we can all try and draw some final conclusions from the forum. 751 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,120 - OK, everybody, thank you. 752 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,000 - Excuse me. Let me out. 753 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,000 - SHE SOBS 754 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,040 - I saw you come in. How did it...? 755 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,000 - Oh, Guy... 756 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,880 I was so scared! 757 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,600 Thanks. I needed that. 758 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,520 Oh! Come on, Sonya, get a grip. 759 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,440 - So, what did the doctors...? 760 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:35,400 - Oh, I've got to change me lifestyle, obviously. 761 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,760 Watch what I eat and what I drink. 762 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,240 Everything. 763 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,760 It's such a lot to get your head round. 764 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,200 - Yeah, it is. 765 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,360 Look, I've left a class unattended, let's talk later. 766 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,280 - Oh, of course. 767 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,320 Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. 768 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,400 - I'm here for you, OK? 769 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,560 - Yeah. 770 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,840 - OK. 771 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,440 - Thank you. 772 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,800 Leo? What are you doing? 773 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,480 - Sonya! Leave me alone! 774 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,320 - I think you should give me that! 775 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,680 - It's not yours to take. 776 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,880 - Give it to me, please. 777 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,240 - Get...OFF! 778 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,280 - Aagh! 779 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,720 IN-GAME MUSIC PLAYS 780 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,040 - Well, it's been an eventful day. 781 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,720 But I have to conclude that the parent voice 782 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:16,880 is certainly open to the benefits of a merger. 783 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,360 - Great news, well done. 784 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:22,480 - I'm sure that on any other day, the vast majority of our parents 785 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,320 would have spoken out against the merger. 786 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,880 Is it possible to organise another forum? 787 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,520 I'm speaking here as a parent as well as a teacher. 788 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,080 - Mr Fitzgerald, Leo's broken into your office 789 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,040 and he hit me with a computer. 790 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,680 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I think you'd better go and find your son. 791 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,200 - Leo, open the door now. 792 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,840 Leo, we have a problem here. 793 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,400 - Just leave me alone. - That's not an option. 794 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,400 HE SIGHS 795 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,240 All right, get away from the door! - What? 796 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,600 - You are going to apologise to Sonya 797 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,000 and then you are going to call Abdul and replace his laptop 798 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,520 and then you'll clear up the library. - Then what? 799 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,800 - And then you're going to come to my office 800 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,560 and we're going to have that talk. 801 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,440 - I'm sorry things didn't go to plan. 802 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,560 - We all have bad days, can't be helped. 803 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,440 I've got it! 804 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,400 Alice and Jack's wedding, three or four years ago in Bath. 805 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,520 We were on the same table together. All the teachers lumped together! 806 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,800 - No, that wasn't me. 807 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,400 Sorry, it must have been my double. 808 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,440 See you, Colin. 809 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,960 - Hey. 810 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,360 PUPILS CHEER 811 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,560 Can't bear to leave? 812 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,160 - Can't bear to go home. 813 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,760 - Your mum? 814 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,760 So, don't go. Not yet. 815 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,480 - Why are you being so nice? 816 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,360 - Why do you think? 817 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,120 So, I guess that means there is something going on with us. 818 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,400 - Bonnie, I need to talk to you. 819 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,480 Look, whoever's doing this is a coward. 820 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,640 Maybe now it's out in the open, they'll stop. 821 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,840 - I could have sorted it. Now, I'm a joke. 822 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,400 - Well, I'll talk to them. 823 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,960 - You don't get it, do you? Just leave me alone! 824 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,480 - Our main priority is Bonnie. 825 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,480 She's rattled and it's got into the pupil group, 826 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,280 so we just need to make sure we handle it sensitively. OK? 827 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,040 - I'm not going to lose my career over today, am I? 828 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,040 - My sister nearly lost her sight. 829 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,400 - Guy's right. 830 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,560 Maybe you should think a bit less about your career 831 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,200 and a bit more about your pupils. 832 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,560 - I mean, hey, maybe next week, 833 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,760 you can teach your pupils to blow up the school. 834 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,840 - I, um, apologise for all the mayhem it's caused, 835 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,960 but could I please get my book back now? 836 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,080 - Have you got something to tell us, Audrey? 837 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,760 "Morag is a middle-aged governess 838 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,640 "with a strict Presbyterian upbringing. 839 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,480 "She has always kept her passions tethered. Until now." 840 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,200 Remind you of anyone? 841 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,560 - Christine, just give me my book. 842 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,320 - Ah, yes. Your book. 843 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,720 I did, um, I did google Nanette de Vallois. 844 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,720 Biography was a bit sketchy. 845 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:09,440 Quite like a good literary mystery, don't you, Christine? 846 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,080 - Such as, how did our Miss McFall come by this literary proof? 847 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,200 And Rodrigo had a penchant for rhubarb jam. 848 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,800 Well, that's not very Spanish, is it? 849 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,720 - OK. 850 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,920 I wrote it. 851 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,160 THEY LAUGH 852 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,600 - Thank you! 853 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,040 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a literary star in our midst 854 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,480 because the celebrated author, Nanette de Fallois, is in fact, 855 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,040 in reality, none other than our very own Miss McFall. 856 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,120 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 857 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,680 - Why didn't you tell us? 858 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,520 - Where do I start? 859 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,760 - The pub? - Oh, yes! 860 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,920 - This achievement calls for a celebration. 861 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,400 You coming, George? 862 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,880 - Probably see you there. 863 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,200 - Can I...can I have everyone's attention for a second? 864 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,800 It's about Sonya. 865 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,880 - What about Sonya? 866 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,760 - She didn't really want anyone to know, 867 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,920 she still doesn't, actually, but... 868 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,680 - Spit it out, Guy, what is it? 869 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,440 - She's got cancer. 870 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,840 Sonya's got cancer. 871 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,920 HE SIGHS 872 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,280 What a day! 873 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,440 Can anything else go wrong? 874 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,080 - It already has. 875 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,240 Bonnie Kincaid's being bullied. 876 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,520 And we don't even know who by, it's a cyberbully. 877 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,640 - Cowards. 878 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,400 So, do we have a plan? 879 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,040 - Our local community support officer's coming in 880 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,360 first thing tomorrow to put a strategy in place. 881 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,720 - Poor kid. 882 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,800 Well, it's a fitting end to a day where we looked to make 883 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,720 a good impression and ended up confirming everyone's worst fears. 884 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,800 - It's my fault. We needed more time to prepare. 885 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,960 - Wouldn't have made any difference. 886 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,600 The pupils had the chance to show off their school today 887 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,560 and instead they decided to run amok. 888 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,520 - We can't blame the pupils. 889 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,520 - Well, teachers weren't much better. 890 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,320 The support of the PTA could have swung it today, 891 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,360 but instead it's a nail in our coffin. 892 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,160 - Good night. 893 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,520 - Good night, Miss Hutchinson. 894 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,400 Did you talk to Sonya? 895 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,080 - Yeah. 896 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,520 She... She got this cut. 897 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,240 I didn't mean to hurt her. She just got... 898 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,080 - She just got in your way? 899 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,880 - You going to throw me out? 900 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,960 - Second chances apply to you too, Leo. 901 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:01,880 But this can't go on. 902 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,840 - You know, it's just, I feel like 903 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,760 everyone's on my back the whole time. 904 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,600 But when I'm in the game, it's the opposite. 905 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,680 Everyone's telling me how awesome I am. 906 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,520 - Leo, the game's not real. 907 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,760 You have to get your life back in balance. 908 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,160 It'll be tough at first, but you'll develop new interests 909 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:29,520 and we'll deal with the life problems separately. 910 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,120 That's the tricky part. 911 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,840 You're not getting what you need from real life, from school, 912 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,320 from your family, from me. - That's not true. 913 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,640 - Your old man is your headteacher. 914 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,440 That's hard. 915 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,000 I love this school. 916 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,200 But I love you and Justin more and if I'm going to be a good dad, 917 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,120 then I have to get the right balance too. 918 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,640 - I want things to change. - I know. 919 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,400 I know. 920 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,120 Me too. 921 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,920 LEO SOBS 922 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:11,200 Listen, we could always do what Mum suggests - take up fishing. 923 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,120 HE CHUCKLES 924 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,600 Go home. 925 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,400 Get some sleep. 926 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,320 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES 927 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,680 I went to university in the '60s, for heaven's sakes! 928 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,080 We had some wild times. 929 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,440 I decided to write it all down. 930 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,760 I got a book deal and it's taken on a life of its own. 931 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,160 - Hasn't it just? 932 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,360 - Nice to talk to you. 933 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,560 - Mind you, the midlife crisis affects us all in a different ways. 934 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,560 - What's that supposed to mean? 935 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,440 - Would the term "cougar" mean anything to you? 936 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,680 - I can assure you, Audrey, I am not having a midlife crisis. 937 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,760 - Oh! Here comes Sonya. 938 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,080 - Sonya! 939 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,160 - Don't all get up on my account. 940 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,520 Come and join us. 941 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,480 - How are you, Sonya? 942 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,520 - Oh, I'm all right. 943 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,800 I think the blood made it look worse than it was. 944 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,120 Oh! 945 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,680 So, that's why you're here. You're celebrating. 946 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,520 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to congratulate you earlier. 947 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:35,320 Tell the truth, I was a bit miffed, cos, you know, I tried writing and... 948 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,120 What's the matter? 949 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,360 What you all looking at me like that for? 950 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,920 - Sonya, we know. 951 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,680 - Guy did absolutely the right thing. 952 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,720 He didn't know what else to do. 953 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,560 - I'm sorry, Sonya. 954 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,640 I told everyone... 955 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,960 about your cancer. 956 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,360 - And you can look after yourself! 957 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,000 - There's one person whose fault it isn't 958 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,440 and she's the most upset. 959 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,760 - Can't help you. 960 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,960 - My whole life has been a big, fat lie! 961 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,440 - This says I was born in Pakistan. 962 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,600 - I am focusing. 963 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,840 It's all I've been focused on 964 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,600 ever since there was a place on that team. 965 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,800 - He reckons every gram of weight just slows him down. 966 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,080 - So, what's he been doing? 967 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,800 - Go on, go on! - Come on, Dale!